Cock Block Twat Swat

nondefender:

Back in the Gamecube version of Animal Crossing, the game had a funny way of punishing you for turning off the game while in another town. You’d lose whatever items and money you had on you at the time, but when you loaded up your town again, your character would be missing their face. Instead, they’d have the blank expressionless gyroid face. I didn’t think it was real until I tried it.

nondefender:

Back in the Gamecube version of Animal Crossing, the game had a funny way of punishing you for turning off the game while in another town. You’d lose whatever items and money you had on you at the time, but when you loaded up your town again, your character would be missing their face. Instead, they’d have the blank expressionless gyroid face. I didn’t think it was real until I tried it.

(via cutecrossing)

official-mens-frights-activist:

The world can be a really terrible place sometimes. Here’s a photo of my dog chasing the sprinkler. I hope it helps.

official-mens-frights-activist:

The world can be a really terrible place sometimes. Here’s a photo of my dog chasing the sprinkler. I hope it helps.

(via official-mens-frights-activist)

bootyscientist:

dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or a ho if never seen the inside of a cathedral

dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them

my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be

(via mercenarymirth)

yugichrist said: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

sload:

The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over $12,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think about that. And then donate to the right cause.

(via nicotine-aspartame)

the-dude-sisco:

If there is one picture i post on here that i really wish y’all would reblog the fuck out of, it’s this one.
PLEASE. It could save many people that are under the ridiculous police state going on right now in Ferguson Missouri. Those people need our help.

the-dude-sisco:

If there is one picture i post on here that i really wish y’all would reblog the fuck out of, it’s this one.

PLEASE. It could save many people that are under the ridiculous police state going on right now in Ferguson Missouri. Those people need our help.

(via sad-lolita)

jumpingjacktrash:

fukinny:

Trying to do a photo shoot with 2 independent little madams, a mini shopping trolley, and mini vegetables takes a lot of patience…

…and mini veggies.

that is one huge bee

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villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

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