Cock Block Twat Swat

The terrible feeling of being on autopilot during the comedown tho.

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

(Source: chosen-undead, via veruca-assault)

wrld-brkr:

awwww-cute:

The local attraction of my bar in new mexico


The smartest dog ever

wrld-brkr:

awwww-cute:

The local attraction of my bar in new mexico

The smartest dog ever

(via shesonebadmotherfucker)

kev-n:

TUTTI FUCKIN FRUITYYY
my fav film…

kev-n:

TUTTI FUCKIN FRUITYYY

my fav film…

(Source: my-newreligion, via shesonebadmotherfucker)

Baby: n-n-n

Parent: oh it's his first words!

Baby: n-n

Baby: not all men

Parent: put it back

konekobasuluv:

rightorwrong:

a-greek-goddess:

Real faeries eat cheese burgers.

perfection

Soo pretty!!!

(via horrorproportions)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via lemonade-cat)

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

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