Cock Block Twat Swat

aplacetolovedogs:

rawrsaysreptar:
My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

aplacetolovedogs:

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via omgitstai)

itsjust-anotherblog:

cross-connect:

Japanese artist Tanaka Tatsuya creates miniature diorama for daily calendar since 2011. His artwork titled “miniature calendar” depicts diorama-style toy people with household items, including food and vegetables. He updates his calendar-website daily with a fresh and playful image, infused with his creative imagination. Enjoy some of the awesome images.

Everyone must have had similar thoughts at least once. Broccoli and parsley might sometimes look like a forest, or the tree leaves floating on the surface of the water might sometimes look like little boats. Everyday occurrences seen from a pygmy’s perspective can bring us lots of fun thoughts.

                                    :-)

x

(Source: cross-connect.cc, via the-modest-gatsby)

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

image

(via lemonade-cat)

likeafieldmouse:

Kerry Skarbakka - The Struggle to Right Oneself (2011)

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via bluepawart)

“No te preocupes por los rechazos, compadre.
Llevo 25 cigarrillos esta noche y cerveza ni te digo.
El teléfono sólo ha sonado una vez… Número equivocado.”
— Cevladé (via 28th-dec)

(via the-modest-gatsby)

phiife:

clarknokent:

msdymonddiva:

yaboybigt:

plantaplanta:

I can guarantee that any man who calls women “females” should be 100%  avoided 

Wait what’s wrong with this???

smh…

Foolish

Females is a dehumanizing term. You call an animal a male or a female. You don’t call a woman that. Implies worthlessness. Females is a childish word to me.

(via blackgirlsrpretty2)

Anonymous said: WHAT DO I DO IF THERE IS A CUTE BOY IN MY CLASS BUT I'M TOO FAR AWAY FROM HIM TO SAY HI

fartgallery:

piss on every single seat except for the one next to you so he either has to sit there or sit on pee

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via alexlamia)

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

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