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thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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this post just gets better and better

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(Source: stumpxvx, via alienschoolgirl)

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

(Source: treerings-sing, via sqvad)

awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

(Source: theghastlyordealofcorey, via codyjackhenderson)

irisbleh:

Diane Guerrero and Jackie Cruz

(via 1800picasso)

Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

meduusalammikko:

Fresh dye, new(ish) jewellery (necklace: Earl Foolish) & glitterbrows done in the very flaky “fuck i’m out of lash glue i wonder if brow gel will do” method.

(via horrorproportions)

rave-nation:

PLUR !! EDC Las Vegas

rave-nation:

PLUR !! EDC Las Vegas

simpleboo:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

simpleboo:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

(via pixyled)

I need way more drugs than I have right now.