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Man, everything is actually real isn’t it

giemma:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

(via pixyled)

destiny919:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

GET OUT

(via pixyled)

tearstearseverywhere:

this is okay

but this is not

http://wwomenwwarriors.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/its-time-for-a-mass-exodus-from-facebook/#comments

(via all-about-male-privilege)

cakeandrevolution:

heirofmedusa:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

BRB LAUGHING FOR FIVE THOUSAND YEARS

I’d laugh so hard.

(via pixyled)

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

(Source: sendificator, via resignedtotheivories)