This is the second time my stomach has felt rough after drinking Blue Long Islands, and that completely tears me apart because drinking makes me as happy as watching cute puppy videos.
Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone